Posted: May 31, 2010 by Hanedin in
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There are days and there are days. Life I am convinced can be lived through fiction comic books I am sure, I mean if fiction comic books can be written from life. Then why not the other way around.

So for instance when you are having a bad day, and you want to kill yourself you go through the Pynchon Sandman mode and decide that there is a pattern, a plot, sink into nostalgia and dive through oceans of paranoia. That's just an example. that you need to go out for a walk into some other universe!

I think I am going to try it for a bit, should be an interesting experience. Currently, I am on Blyton, eating cake and hot chocolate. Fun!


Okay, so this is my attempt at the ideal day.

The path to a heart-attack

Posted: May 22, 2010 by Hanedin in
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People don't believe me when I tell them I can cook. And it really pisses me off. It undermines the tortuous pain of having to cook your own meals, simply because you can't afford to eat out every night. And I have decided to set the record straight. This is my own recipe. It is, and its meat. And it's spicy and it sure as hell as yummy.

I call it The Pork from Hell. :D Catchy, isn't it. I say, that I call it that, but to be frank I just came up with that.

What you need.
Pork (I buy the boneless ones, it work's better with it. And I am sure this recipe could work with lamb/chicken/beef as well but I like pork. So there)
Lots of red chilly
Spinach, Beans and Peas (It works just as well with just spinach, but I like beans and I really like peas!)
Cheese, lots of it. Preferably grated cheddar but it works just as well with any processed cheese thingybob.

How to do it

Wash the pork, and put it in the pan which has oil in it. Turn up the heat and stir it like your life depends on it. After you unfit idiots have managed to work up a sweat, which should be in 20seconds. Add in the spinach, the beans and the peas go once the spinach shrivels up like a penis out in the cold.

Oh, I forgot, soak the chilly in boiling water and put it in the fridge. Okay, so now you put this chilly and water into the pan. Add in the cheese and everything else. This is the point where you add anything else you want:say mushrooms or just random stuff you have in your fridge.

Once all of this is done. Cover the pan and cook for 40 minutes.

And you are done.

Epilogue
I can also make a mean Gado-Gado now!

Money, get away !

Posted: May 2, 2010 by Hanedin in Blahs: , , , , , , ,
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Okay so if you look closely, one the branch. There is a blue something. Shaped vaguely like a bird. Well it is a bird.

This bird...


It's called an Indian Roller also the Blue Jay. Its not really a very unique bird, found all over Asia and parts of Europe. But the fact is that my picture was clicked by a reasonably decent camera in Bharatpur. But its not a birding camera. I need a birding camera, a mamalling camera, a reptiling camera etc etc. I need it, and I even know which one.

All I need is the money!